Showing posts with label Beyonce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beyonce. Show all posts
Before they were millionaires..
 


 1. Brad probable would of been an Restaurant Manager

2. Beyonce probably would of been an Accountant

3. Eminem  probable would of  joined the Army, lol!! 



ITS FRIDAY!!! Wooooooooo!  TIME TO GET...
Torn Up, Wasted and Drunk!


Micheal Jordan
" A bitch! get me another drink.. I'm Micheal Zordan dammit!!"


Jay-Z
"Yo son,  I had a blast!  And... Hey, who the hell are you??"



Beyonce

"Dem shoes that girl had on was nice.. I gotta get a shoe like that.."




 (Nothing wrong having a good time, right?) 


Jay-Z and Beyonce


"Where's my  Damn Martini!!!"
Jay Z and Beyonce


"Yo Son! After you secure the Boat, 
get me and my bitch another Martini! Hurry up, chop, chop!
Ya feel me!"

 
Light Bey, Dark Bey

 "Oh wow!, she's RED now!!"



Hollywood Booty Battle 2011!!!
Who's gonna win??
Who has a fake booty??

Jennifer Lopez!

Beyonce!

Serena!

Niki Minaji!

Kim Kardashian!

Shakira!

and the winner is....

Jay-Z and Beyonce



"Hey Muffy.. Lets wave to these peasants. They should be most  happy that we've graced them with our royal presence"